I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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