Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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