We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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