You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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