So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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