Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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