So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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