I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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