we have officially lost it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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