Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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