im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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