Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Ladies don't puke and tell
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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