Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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