i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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