hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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