Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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