I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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