If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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