garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just wanna soil my oats bro
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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