Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Randomize
