Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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