we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Randomize
