3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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