I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
