waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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