I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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