can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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