its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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