dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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