maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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