belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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