I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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