I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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