Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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