I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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