If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
And then my night got REAL pukey
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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