Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
