Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Dear god my vagina.
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