it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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