using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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