Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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