You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She bit a glass in half.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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