i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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