Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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