this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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