Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
