i just google imaged poop.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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