idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
