Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You're a waste of cheezeits
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
