To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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