so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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