Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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