I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
and she was petting her beer can
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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