Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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