i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Randomize
