Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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