I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize